postscratch:

IM CRYING THIS KID IN MY SCHOOL WAS EXPELLED FOR TAKING A SHIT ON OUR PRINCIPALS DESK 


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bandsmaketheworldgoround:

My loves
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theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…
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necromancer:

necromancer:

necromancer:

I just broke Skyrim by trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages

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they’re just floating here as the game crashes, hailing the start of the apocalypse

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I

AM

CABBAGEBORN


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humorking:

khaoticriptide:

Thought I should share this with humorking just cause it’s funny. 😂😂😂😂

oh my god lmao
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rookie6pug:

Ramma💙 Happy fece😂😆
お兄ちゃんに遊ばれてる、らんまさん(●≧艸≦)
息子はこの日…夜行バスで🚌朝、帰って来ました(翌日の義父の法事のため)
が、京都行き運転手に抜擢😂コキ使いました(笑)
お疲れさーん(♂∧∧)♂
#pugsofinstagram #pug #puglife #puglove #pugwarld #pugstagram #dogsofinstagram #ilovemypugs #パグ #パグが大好き
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thelavishlife:

Source
The Lavish Life
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hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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